My Horny Woodpecker

My Horny Woodpecker always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

My Horny Woodpecker craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to embrace. It is a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

My Horny Woodpecker looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

My Horny Woodpecker desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often smash. It is a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

My Horny Woodpecker searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been an extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

My Horny Woodpecker desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.