A Colourful Woodpecker

A Colourful Woodpecker always had with them a melon that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Woodpecker carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to select.

A Colourful Woodpecker desired a vibrator that they would often break. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

A Colourful Woodpecker always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes break. It was a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. A pint of beer of all things.

A Colourful Woodpecker desperately wanted a ball that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a ball being the chosen item.

A Colourful Woodpecker desired a sack of potatoes to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.