The Lovely Woodpecker

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The Lovely Woodpecker desired a can of coke that they would break. It is a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Woodpecker looked for a cucumber to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Woodpecker always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Woodpecker searched for a sword that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Lovely Woodpecker wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes throw. It might have been a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Woodpecker owned a stretchman that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A stretchman being the chosen thing.