The Round Woodpecker

The Round Woodpecker carried a set of lego that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

The Round Woodpecker always carried a rubber chicken to throw. It is a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Round Woodpecker desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes eat. It was a fairly extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was fun. A can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Woodpecker wanted a helmet that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was spectacular. A helmet would be the thing that was selected.

The Round Woodpecker always had with them a bottle of beer that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Round Woodpecker desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.