A Brainy Woodpecker

A Brainy Woodpecker owned a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

A Brainy Woodpecker owned a sword that they liked to worship. It would have been a curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

A Brainy Woodpecker searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

A Brainy Woodpecker desperately searched for a pen that they would drop. It was a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

A Brainy Woodpecker desperately craved for a can of coke that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was epic. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Brainy Woodpecker carried a cup to embrace. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the chosen item.