Eccentric Woodpecker

Eccentric Woodpecker owned a toilet brush that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Woodpecker wanted a pen to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item to select.

Eccentric Woodpecker had a vibrator that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Eccentric Woodpecker found a dildo that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Woodpecker owned a bottle of beer that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

Eccentric Woodpecker looked for a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to choose.