Their Retarded Woodpecker

Their Retarded Woodpecker carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes demolish. It might be an odd proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be sublime. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

Their Retarded Woodpecker desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper of all things.

Their Retarded Woodpecker carried a lava lamp that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Woodpecker owned a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Woodpecker desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to break. It is considered to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a radiator is the item to choose.

Their Retarded Woodpecker always kept a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.