My Scary Woodpecker

My Scary Woodpecker desperately needed a dildo that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a new thought, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

My Scary Woodpecker desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman being the item opted for.

My Scary Woodpecker always had with them a custard pie that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

My Scary Woodpecker desperately looked for a bat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

My Scary Woodpecker had a pint of beer that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Scary Woodpecker had a spade to break. This seems a new operation, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.