Crypting Woodpecker

Crypting Woodpecker desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

Crypting Woodpecker desperately wanted a rubber chicken to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Crypting Woodpecker wanted a set square that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a set square is the thing to select.

Crypting Woodpecker needed a magic 8 ball to play with. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

Crypting Woodpecker needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems an original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

Crypting Woodpecker craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.