My Magical Woodpecker

My Magical Woodpecker desperately desired a melon that they sometimes hug. It should be a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

My Magical Woodpecker desperately craved for a mug that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to opt for.

My Magical Woodpecker craved for a cup that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a cup being the item selected.

My Magical Woodpecker looked for a pen that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was spectacular. Remarkably, a pen was the item that was opted for.

My Magical Woodpecker desperately needed a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

My Magical Woodpecker craved for a sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It would be an astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a sponge being the thing selected.