Their Brainy Woodpecker

Their Brainy Woodpecker found a stapler that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. A stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Brainy Woodpecker always carried a radiator that they sometimes smash. It was a surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. A radiator was the chosen thing.

Their Brainy Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would often demolish. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

Their Brainy Woodpecker desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

Their Brainy Woodpecker always kept a bat that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly an unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

Their Brainy Woodpecker desperately wanted a computer that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.