The Colourful Woodpecker

The Colourful Woodpecker desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was miraculous. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Woodpecker craved for a sword that they would often play with. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sword being the item opted for.

The Colourful Woodpecker needed a set square that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be an unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Colourful Woodpecker had a little monkey that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be awesome. A little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Woodpecker desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally eat. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Colourful Woodpecker always kept a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.