The Little Woodpecker

The Little Woodpecker looked for a CD player that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. A CD player was the item that was chosen.

The Little Woodpecker wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Little Woodpecker carried a sword that they would often cuddle. It would be a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Little Woodpecker carried a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the item selected.

The Little Woodpecker always had with them a lava lamp to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

The Little Woodpecker always had with them a piece of paper to embrace. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.