Her Depressed Woodpecker

Her Depressed Woodpecker carried a helmet to put up their bum. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Depressed Woodpecker always kept a bottle of beer to put on his head. It should be a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Woodpecker carried a bat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was exciting. A bat being the thing opted for.

Her Depressed Woodpecker desperately looked for a cucumber to worship. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Woodpecker desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally break. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

Her Depressed Woodpecker found a set of lego that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the chosen item.