Retarded Woodpecker

Retarded Woodpecker carried a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A set of lego is the item to opt for.

Retarded Woodpecker always carried a mug that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising operation, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Retarded Woodpecker craved for a pen that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly unusual idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a pen having that done to it

Retarded Woodpecker always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to choose.

Retarded Woodpecker desired a big sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Retarded Woodpecker desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a stretchman being the item opted for.