His Funny Woodpecker

His Funny Woodpecker wanted a piece of paper to break. It was a fairly original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

His Funny Woodpecker often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

His Funny Woodpecker needed a set square that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a set square would be the item chosen.

His Funny Woodpecker desperately craved for a rubber johnny to put up their bum. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

His Funny Woodpecker often carried a condom that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly an unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item chosen.

His Funny Woodpecker craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.