The Beautiful Woodpecker

The Beautiful Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a new action, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Beautiful Woodpecker desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Woodpecker always kept a cup that they would often sleep with. It should have been an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cup being the item selected.

The Beautiful Woodpecker desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Woodpecker looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Woodpecker needed a little monkey that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been an original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.