The Tired Woodpecker

The Tired Woodpecker searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Woodpecker desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Woodpecker desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a funny action, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. A bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Woodpecker desperately needed a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a strange action, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

The Tired Woodpecker always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Tired Woodpecker owned a bat that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to choose.