Her Handsome Woodpecker

Her Handsome Woodpecker desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was stunning. A teapot being the thing selected.

Her Handsome Woodpecker carried a CD player that they would often drop. It is a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player was the chosen item.

Her Handsome Woodpecker craved for a helmet that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A helmet is the thing to opt for.

Her Handsome Woodpecker needed a dildo to experiment on. It was considered to be a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Her Handsome Woodpecker looked for a condom that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A condom is the thing to select.

Her Handsome Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.