Weary Woodpecker

Weary Woodpecker desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was sublime. A set square is the thing to opt for.

Weary Woodpecker desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

Weary Woodpecker desperately wanted a wig that they would often throw. This seems a fairly surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to select.

Weary Woodpecker always carried a computer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Weary Woodpecker always kept a condom that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a condom would be the chosen thing.

Weary Woodpecker desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.