The Blue Woodpecker

The Blue Woodpecker desperately searched for a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a melon was the chosen item.

The Blue Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes break. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Blue Woodpecker always kept a computer to break. It was a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a computer of all things.

The Blue Woodpecker desperately wanted a rubber chicken to embrace. It should be a fairly surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Blue Woodpecker desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often break. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stretchman of all things.

The Blue Woodpecker wanted a condom that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.