Their Lovely Woodpecker

Their Lovely Woodpecker desperately wanted a bottle of beer to drop. This seems to be a different action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Their Lovely Woodpecker desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Their Lovely Woodpecker always kept a radiator that they would often share. One might say this is a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Their Lovely Woodpecker carried a pencil sharpener that they would throw. It is a fairly original suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Their Lovely Woodpecker desperately desired a can of Tango to cuddle. It should be a fairly weird thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.

Their Lovely Woodpecker carried a can of Dr Pepper to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.