The Jolly Woodpecker

The Jolly Woodpecker had a cucumber to put up their bum. It might have been an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber having that done to it

The Jolly Woodpecker often carried a stapler that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Woodpecker looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes eat. It should be a fairly odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A bag of poop was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Woodpecker wanted a helmet that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to choose.

The Jolly Woodpecker had a mug that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was selected.

The Jolly Woodpecker desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would often share. It would be a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.