The Depressed Woodpecker

The Depressed Woodpecker desperately wanted a bat that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Woodpecker owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Woodpecker wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is entertaining. A pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Woodpecker desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly curious action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Depressed Woodpecker desperately desired a bottle of coke to sleep with. It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Woodpecker owned a piece of paper that they would worship. It is considered to be a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.