Lonely Woodpecker

Lonely Woodpecker looked for a condom that they would annihilate It should be an odd action, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be stunning. A condom being the chosen thing.

Lonely Woodpecker searched for a cucumber that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

Lonely Woodpecker often carried a wig that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a wig was the item that was selected.

Lonely Woodpecker desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to play with. It would have been an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Lonely Woodpecker always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes hug. It would be an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Lonely Woodpecker desired a little monkey that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.