A Crypting Woodpecker

A Crypting Woodpecker carried a ball that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a ball is the thing to select.

A Crypting Woodpecker desperately wanted a teapot that they would experiment on. It might be a curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

A Crypting Woodpecker desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was magnificent. A pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Woodpecker wanted a teapot that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be sublime. Honestly, a teapot being the chosen thing.

A Crypting Woodpecker had a lava lamp that they would embrace. It should be a fairly new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

A Crypting Woodpecker often carried a can of Tango that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.