Her Horny Worm

Her Horny Worm desperately craved for a crown that they would sometimes share. It is an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

Her Horny Worm wanted a pint of beer to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Worm, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

Her Horny Worm craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

Her Horny Worm wanted a piece of paper that they would put in the bath with him. It would be an astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.

Her Horny Worm always kept a CD player that they would cuddle. This is certainly a curious proposal, to many, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

Her Horny Worm desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sleep with. It might be a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.