The Handsome Worm

The Handsome Worm desperately searched for a dildo that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Worm desperately desired a melon to smash. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Worm owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Worm desperately looked for a mug that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Worm desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Handsome Worm desperately craved for a dildo to demolish. It might have been a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.