Square Worm

Square Worm owned a bottle of wine that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

Square Worm carried a bag of flour that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

Square Worm desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Square Worm desperately wanted a little monkey that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who thinks it would be entertaining. A little monkey being the item opted for.

Square Worm desperately needed a porno magazine that they liked to play with. It is a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who felt it was fun. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Square Worm found a hat that they would often cuddle. It should be a different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.