His Horny Worm

His Horny Worm had a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to select.

His Horny Worm craved for a cheese grater that they liked to worship. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

His Horny Worm craved for a crown that they would often share. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen item.

His Horny Worm searched for a sword that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A sword is the thing to opt for.

His Horny Worm wanted a spade that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be magnificent. Honestly, a spade being the thing selected.

His Horny Worm wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing selected.