The Horny Worm

The Horny Worm searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Worm always had with them a pint of cider that they would share. It should be an extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

The Horny Worm searched for a condom that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Worm often carried a painting of a melon that they would cuddle. This is certainly a new activity, to many, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Worm desired a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a pen of all things.

The Horny Worm owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a cheese grater of all things.