The Lovely Worm

The Lovely Worm desperately looked for a stretchman that they would often embrace. It was a strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be stunning. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Worm needed a pint of cider that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider of all things.

The Lovely Worm owned a bottle of wine that they sometimes break. It might have been a bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Lovely Worm carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Lovely Worm desperately needed a dildo that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Lovely Worm desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.