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I was voted most likely to succeed in highschool and then dropped out of college after 6 semesters.

I have a passion for pizza

And I am smarter than 99.9999% of the retards I come across on a day to day basis

This is no coincidence.

I'm Benedict. I drink beer every night but not to get drunk, just to make me fall asleep. I spend 1/4 of my wake time cleaning my pets' dwelling places. But all is good because I am my own boss and I get to hangout in Steemit like most hours of my days. For people who personally know me, I'm the chillest guy ever. Ciao!

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Please explain why you spend so much time cleaning your pets "dwelling places". What kinds of pets are these? Why are they so messy? Do they have no respect?

I have a number of fish tanks and 2 beagles, 1 is a puppy and still under a lot of training. I water change every other day, but I don't think I have OCD... dogs do need a lot of cleaning, from falling furs and broken toys, leftover food, etc. I guess I was wrong in saying I am my own boss. Tsk!

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I have a music recording (we used to call them albums before the interweb turned everything topsy turvy) that made it to #5 on the Canadian independent rap charts back in 2010.

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That sounds like a pretty cool achievement , what song is that so I can look for it?

Ah man that is really cool, you guys are pretty good, I like the graffiti in the background as well, it's a good fit. Where was that filmed (city)?

Ahhh...Homeboy eh! Edmonton has cool murals, I will have to look for them if they still exist for my photography. I thought I saw the river valley but wasn't sure, I guess it was! hehe

The video was shot where the LRT goes underground on 95 st. There is a "free wall" there.

You are making me hungry! I used to do that all the time...delish.

What people don't know about me....I would like to think I'm complex and there is a lot! As far as steemit goes, I mostly write about happy topics nice and cheery but in real life nobody is that fucking happy all the time. I work with the boys in the oil industry and I get off on being a real jerk in creative ways sometimes when some try to mess with me(sometimes I make them cry depending on the level of hatred I feel for them and their dismissive behaviors). Fun stuff :)

I ridiculed and made fun of Justin Bieber here more than once.
I deeply regret that now because I actually owe him my life.
Due to a terrible accident I've been in a coma for several months.
Last week my nurse turned on the radio and a song of him was playing.
It woke me up and I turned off the radio.

I would too!

She doesn't deserve this ... ;-)

I was a Boy Scout, that never made it to Eagle. The highest I got was Life. I still think I'm trustworthy, loyal, kind, obedient, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent though. I also try to do a good turn daily. I'm occasionally prepared, actively trying to improve that frequency.

Being prepared is something many people are not.

wtf? Get your shit together...sure you are good at something

Exactly....I'm no good at getting my shit together, I shit everywhere...😛

Let's see

I don't eat pizza
I don't eat hamburgers
I am not vegan
I love meat

(I Have a condition where I don't feel tastes like any other person does, whenever there are too many things mixed together I feel like they taste really bad)

For example I eat sandwiches so I have the

  1. Bread
  2. Meat

and that's literally it. Otherwise it would taste really weird for me.