cryptid009 (40)in #servant • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Little ServantLittle Servant often carried a pen to break. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the…cryptid009 (40)in #fish • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Energetic FishEnergetic Fish desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to…cryptid009 (40)in #nerd • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Brainy NerdBrainy Nerd carried a custard pie that they would often demolish. It might have been an odd suggestion, to my dad, but…cryptid009 (40)in #king • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Anxious KingAnxious King always carried a sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly…cryptid009 (40)in #king • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Foolish KingFoolish King always kept a CD player that they would often worship. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do…cryptid009 (40)in #alien • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fucking AlienFucking Alien always kept a cup that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an astonishing…cryptid009 (40)in #elephant • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Gentle ElephantGentle Elephant desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would throw. It would have been a fairly original…cryptid009 (40)in #dildo • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Talented DildoTalented Dildo needed a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly…cryptid009 (40)in #geek • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Colourful GeekColourful Geek always carried a wig that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly odd thing to do…cryptid009 (40)in #monster • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Crazy MonsterCrazy Monster searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a somewhat…cryptid009 (40)in #bear • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Bewildered BearBewildered Bear carried a set of lego that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre action, to…cryptid009 (40)in #fisherman • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Famous FishermanFamous Fisherman desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a…cryptid009 (40)in #jerk • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Stupid JerkStupid Jerk desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a weird and…cryptid009 (40)in #nerd • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Grumpy NerdGrumpy Nerd looked for a Harry Potter wand to worship. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and…cryptid009 (40)in #aftab • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Brainy AftabBrainy Aftab desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is…cryptid009 (40)in #woodpecker • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Brainy WoodpeckerBrainy Woodpecker always kept a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a new suggestion, to many…cryptid009 (40)in #alien • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Boring AlienBoring Alien always had with them a melon that they would put on his head. It should be a fairly different proposal…cryptid009 (40)in #knight • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Chinese KnightChinese Knight always had with them a spade that they would often break. It should have been a fairly new operation…cryptid009 (40)in #fisherman • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fat FishermanFat Fisherman desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a strange thing…cryptid009 (40)in #martian • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Naughty MartianNaughty Martian desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a…
