cryptid041 (49)in #monkey • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch. Troubled MonkeyTroubled Monkey desperately wanted a little monkey that they liked to eat. It was a fairly weird exercise, to my dad…cryptid041 (49)in #scammer • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Colourful ScammerColourful Scammer always carried a CD player that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was…cryptid041 (49)in #builder • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Gentle BuilderGentle Builder desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a new…cryptid041 (49)in #martian • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Beautiful MartianBeautiful Martian carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be…cryptid041 (49)in #hedgehog • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Eccentric HedgehogEccentric Hedgehog desperately needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a strange idea…cryptid041 (49)in #elf • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Funny ElfFunny Elf owned a ball that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be an original thought, to some, but not…cryptid041 (49)in #sparrow • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Lovely SparrowLovely Sparrow owned a tomato that they liked to share. This seems to be a strange idea, to most, but not to the…cryptid041 (49)in #eagle • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Exciting EagleExciting Eagle desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally hug. It was a somewhat surprising operation…cryptid041 (49)in #reindeer • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Eccentric ReindeerEccentric Reindeer always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a…cryptid041 (49)in #dildo • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Brainy DildoBrainy Dildo owned a rubber chicken that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly new proposal, to…cryptid041 (49)in #lunatic • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Careful LunaticCareful Lunatic always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a…cryptid041 (49)in #santa • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Scary SantaScary Santa found a pint of cider that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly different action, to my…cryptid041 (49)in #newt • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Red NewtRed Newt always kept a radiator to smash. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children…cryptid041 (49)in #ogre • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Funny OgreFunny Ogre had a rubber johnny to eat. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who…cryptid041 (49)in #jerk • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Cute JerkCute Jerk desperately searched for a crown that they liked to drop. This could be considered a fairly weird and…cryptid041 (49)in #snake • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Lovely SnakeLovely Snake looked for a cucumber that they liked to throw. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum…cryptid041 (49)in #fisherman • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Fat FishermanFat Fisherman always carried a bat that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly original…cryptid041 (49)in #troll • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Tired TrollTired Troll always carried a chocolate bar that they would eat. It was considered to be an odd exercise, to some, but…cryptid041 (49)in #scammer • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Fat ScammerFat Scammer craved for a spade that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a weird and wonderful…cryptid041 (49)in #knight • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Jolly KnightJolly Knight desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly…
