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I have two questions that I think I would ask my pet.  The first one would be to ask her if she is happy.  I think she is happy and we treat her good, so we assume she is happy, but without being able to talk to her it is hard to know if she is really a happy dog. 

The second question I would ask her is why she has so much anxiety and what can I do to help her fix that.  She was a rescue dog, so she doesn't behave the way that a normal dog would at times.  I think she was abused before we got her and it is taking her a long time to forget that I think.

Why do you keep trying to run away? Do you not like it here? We treat you like a king, give you tons of food, treats and toys and every time the door opens, you try to escape...

Why have you been trying to kill me?

Are you happy? And if not, what can we do to change that for you?

The first one would have to be, as everyone else says, Are you happy, what else can I do for you that doesn't involve feeding you filet mignon 8 times a day?

Any other questions would have to be philosophical in nature. do you really not understand time? How terrible is it when I leave for the day? Why does the vaccuum cleaner scare you so much? How can such a small dog take up so much room in a king size bed?

WHY OH WHY DO YOUR FARTS SMELL SO BAD


You know, real meaning of the universe type stuff.

Did you really just pass gas while I'm eating dinner?