farmer-colin (47)in #monkey • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.Her Square MonkeySquare Monkey desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a fairly funny…farmer-colin (47)in #robin • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Dodgy RobinDodgy Robin craved for a sword that they would break. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to my…farmer-colin (47)in #pet • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Silly PetSilly Pet wanted a computer to worship. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Pet…farmer-colin (47)in #elephant • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Grumpy ElephantGrumpy Elephant searched for a ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a…farmer-colin (47)in #woodpecker • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Energetic WoodpeckerEnergetic Woodpecker craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly strange…farmer-colin (47)in #nerd • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Stupid NerdStupid Nerd desired a bag of poop to rub on his belly. One might say this is a strange action, to me and my wife, but…farmer-colin (47)in #dildo • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Hungry DildoHungry Dildo wanted a piece of paper to drop. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to me, but not to the…farmer-colin (47)in #pigeon • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Retarded PigeonRetarded Pigeon needed a custard pie that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly different…farmer-colin (47)in #martian • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Lovely MartianLovely Martian had a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly new thought, to my…farmer-colin (47)in #woodpecker • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Little WoodpeckerLittle Woodpecker always carried a little monkey to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly…farmer-colin (47)in #king • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Scary KingScary King often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to…farmer-colin (47)in #bear • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Fat BearFat Bear always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be an unusual…farmer-colin (47)in #santa • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Confused SantaConfused Santa desperately looked for a crown that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a somewhat…farmer-colin (47)in #eagle • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Eccentric EagleEccentric Eagle carried a cup that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a different idea, to me and my husband…farmer-colin (47)in #giraffe • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Beautiful GiraffeBeautiful Giraffe desperately looked for a melon to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly original undertaking…farmer-colin (47)in #sparrow • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Famous SparrowFamous Sparrow often carried a vibrator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a weird…farmer-colin (47)in #princess • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Red PrincessRed Princess desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly bizarre…farmer-colin (47)in #king • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Lucky KingLucky King carried a condom to play with. It might have been a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to…farmer-colin (47)in #bird • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Foolish BirdFoolish Bird desired a helmet that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to…farmer-colin (47)in #alien • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Hungry AlienHungry Alien searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary operation…