farmer-colin (45)in #pigeon • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Cute PigeonCute Pigeon often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to…farmer-colin (45)in #servant • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Famous ServantFamous Servant craved for a vibrator that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be an odd exercise, to…farmer-colin (45)in #builder • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Depressed BuilderDepressed Builder desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly…farmer-colin (45)in #cunt • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Curious CuntCurious Cunt always kept a set square that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a bizarre…farmer-colin (45)in #jerk • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Silly JerkSilly Jerk needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly weird and…farmer-colin (45)in #princess • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Beautiful PrincessBeautiful Princess searched for a ball that they sometimes throw. It is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not…farmer-colin (45)in #woodpecker • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Confused WoodpeckerConfused Woodpecker looked for a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. It would be an original approach to life, to me…farmer-colin (45)in #hedgehog • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Lovely HedgehogLovely Hedgehog wanted a tomato that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be an original…farmer-colin (45)in #cat • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Troubled CatTroubled Cat desperately craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. It would be a fairly exciting…farmer-colin (45)in #jerk • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Purple JerkPurple Jerk had a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been an exciting…farmer-colin (45)in #antelope • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Confused AntelopeConfused Antelope desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a…farmer-colin (45)in #artist • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Fucking ArtistFucking Artist desperately looked for a ball that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach…farmer-colin (45)in #prince • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Curious PrinceCurious Prince desired a stretchman that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a…farmer-colin (45)in #king • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Weary KingWeary King looked for a cup to put up their bum. One might say this is an odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to…farmer-colin (45)in #geek • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Funny GeekFunny Geek had a pencil sharpener to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking…farmer-colin (45)in #alien • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Stupid AlienStupid Alien looked for a dildo that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to…farmer-colin (45)in #troll • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Silly TrollSilly Troll looked for a CD player that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a different thing…farmer-colin (45)in #martian • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Exceptional MartianExceptional Martian desperately needed a CD player that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a…farmer-colin (45)in #jerk • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Curious JerkCurious Jerk always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a bizarre operation, to…farmer-colin (45)in #cat • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Gentle CatGentle Cat desperately desired a condom to cuddle. It would be a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to…