farmer-colin (44)in #woodpecker • 12 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Confused WoodpeckerConfused Woodpecker looked for a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. It would be an original approach to life, to me…farmer-colin (44)in #hedgehog • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Lovely HedgehogLovely Hedgehog wanted a tomato that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be an original…farmer-colin (44)in #cat • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Troubled CatTroubled Cat desperately craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. It would be a fairly exciting…farmer-colin (44)in #jerk • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Purple JerkPurple Jerk had a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been an exciting…farmer-colin (44)in #antelope • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Confused AntelopeConfused Antelope desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a…farmer-colin (44)in #artist • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Fucking ArtistFucking Artist desperately looked for a ball that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach…farmer-colin (44)in #prince • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Curious PrinceCurious Prince desired a stretchman that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a…farmer-colin (44)in #king • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Weary KingWeary King looked for a cup to put up their bum. One might say this is an odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to…farmer-colin (44)in #geek • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Funny GeekFunny Geek had a pencil sharpener to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking…farmer-colin (44)in #alien • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Stupid AlienStupid Alien looked for a dildo that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to…farmer-colin (44)in #troll • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Silly TrollSilly Troll looked for a CD player that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a different thing…farmer-colin (44)in #martian • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Exceptional MartianExceptional Martian desperately needed a CD player that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a…farmer-colin (44)in #jerk • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Curious JerkCurious Jerk always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a bizarre operation, to…farmer-colin (44)in #cat • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Gentle CatGentle Cat desperately desired a condom to cuddle. It would be a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to…farmer-colin (44)in #fish • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Retarded FishRetarded Fish desperately searched for a mug that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a somewhat surprising…farmer-colin (44)in #hedgehog • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Lovely HedgehogLovely Hedgehog searched for a painting of a melon that they would hug. It would be a fairly funny activity, to my…farmer-colin (44)in #scammer • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Hungry ScammerHungry Scammer desperately searched for a stretchman to hug. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to…farmer-colin (44)in #nerd • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Round NerdRound Nerd looked for a bag of poop that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an odd…farmer-colin (44)in #monkey • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Handsome MonkeyHandsome Monkey always carried a condom that they would worship. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to…farmer-colin (44)in #chimp • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Naughty ChimpNaughty Chimp had a radiator that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a bizarre action, to me and my…