fuckjeff (45)in #alien • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Beautiful AlienBeautiful Alien desperately needed a little monkey that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be…fuckjeff (45)in #viper • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Magical ViperMagical Viper carried a sponge that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but…fuckjeff (45)in #baboon • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Cheerful BaboonCheerful Baboon craved for a spade that they would occasionally embrace. It was a bizarre approach to life, to most…fuckjeff (45)in #reindeer • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Jolly ReindeerJolly Reindeer desperately searched for a wig that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly…fuckjeff (45)in #orangutan • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Round OrangutanRound Orangutan always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a new…fuckjeff (45)in #paki • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Chinese PakiChinese Paki owned a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly…fuckjeff (45)in #nerd • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Grumpy NerdGrumpy Nerd always had with them a sword that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was…fuckjeff (45)in #prince • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Exciting PrinceExciting Prince desperately wanted a little monkey that they liked to demolish. This seems a fairly bizarre…fuckjeff (45)in #elf • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Anxious ElfAnxious Elf always carried a dildo to break. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elf…fuckjeff (45)in #ogre • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Chinese OgreChinese Ogre always kept a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a…fuckjeff (45)in #baby • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Bewildered BabyBewildered Baby found a sack of potatoes that they would break. It was a different action, to my dad, but not to the…fuckjeff (45)in #robin • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Round RobinRound Robin desperately searched for a bat to smash. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you and me…fuckjeff (45)in #woodpecker • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Jolly WoodpeckerJolly Woodpecker had a lava lamp to worship. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to…fuckjeff (45)in #newt • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Careful NewtCareful Newt always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a surprising…fuckjeff (45)in #paki • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Curious PakiCurious Paki always kept a big sponge that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly strange…fuckjeff (45)in #cat • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Little CatLittle Cat owned a bag of flour to play with. It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not…fuckjeff (45)in #sparrow • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Hungry SparrowHungry Sparrow always carried a set of lego that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a bizarre…fuckjeff (45)in #reindeer • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Famous ReindeerFamous Reindeer owned a cup that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a weird action, to me and my…fuckjeff (45)in #reindeer • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Cute ReindeerCute Reindeer desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a…fuckjeff (45)in #newt • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Orange NewtOrange Newt had a bag of poop that they would often hug. It is considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum…