funny1913 (25)in #fun • 6 years agoHurry up, give me two pieces of meat to eat!Old sister, do you think this wine can be reimbursed for me? Buddy! A good pair of pants must be cut off! The…funny1913 (25)in #fun • 7 years agoDon't return the clothes.money back to you, photos deleted.Young people have bought clothes on the Internet, but the difference between the clothes they buy and the sellers are…funny1913 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago其实我是个男人陪闺蜜去相亲,对方是个傲慢的富二代,他俩都不满意对方,但还是不失风度的聊着天。富二代拿出他的车钥匙说道:“有些东西不能光看表面,就像这个看起来是车钥匙,其实它是个打火机!”闺蜜附和着说:“对对对!就像我,表面上看是个女的,其实我是个男人!”funny1913 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago搞笑图片:人生的赢家哥们,我觉得你还是快点跑路吧,不然一会要被打了 娶个这样的老婆也不知道是福是祸 你的腿是钟表针吗? 心理阴影满值! 人生的赢家funny1913 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago搞笑段子:1,阿呆乘飞机晕机,忍不住要吐,赶紧让空姐拿一个塑料袋!不料,晕得太严重了,很快塑料袋就要吐满了!空姐说:“你忍一下我再去拿一个!” 空姐回来后,发现竟然满地都被吐上了!空姐生气的问:“怎么回事?”…funny1913 (25)in #fun • 7 years ago老公問我:你第一次給了誰?1、老公問我:你第一次給了誰? 我說:黃瓜。 老公突然警惕起來:我可看過段子,黃瓜是一個人吧? 我撲哧就樂了:當然不是了,黃瓜是我們學校男生合唱團的名字。 2、表姐家大兒子15歲,身高竄到了181了。…funny1913 (25)in #fun • 7 years agoI can only smoke a pack of cigarettes a day!I can only smoke a pack of cigarettes a day! What reaction do people see in the evening? 700 years old housefunny1913 (25)in #fun • 7 years agoFunny GIF dynamic graph: I think I can hold on for one night!My good roommate This really doesn't blame the bridge repair man The dog must have done bad things I'm not…funny1913 (25)in #photos • 7 years ago我的自畫像生氣一股烟,高興笑半天, 容易感動,也容易滿足。 沒有腦子,但長記性。 我不敢說自己很優秀, 但我心地善良。 認定的路會走到黑, 看對的事會執著追! 你對我一分好, 我必定雙倍奉還!…funny1913 (25)in #fun • 7 years ago開心一笑:我勸架呢,你拉我幹什麼開心一笑:剛進門看到教室裏有人打架,我抱著耍帥的心理沖上去,從扭打在一起的三個人中拖出來了一個。 被我拖出來那哥們說了一句讓我終生難忘的話:“我勸架呢,你拉我幹什麼?!”…funny1913 (25)in #fun • 7 years ago开心一笑: 我勸架呢,你拉我幹什麼?開心一笑:剛進門看到教室裏有人打架,我抱著耍帥的心理沖上去,從扭打在一起的三個人中拖出來了一個。 被我拖出來那哥們說了一句讓我終生難忘的話:“我勸架呢,你拉我幹什麼?!”…funny1913 (25)in #funny • 7 years ago 搞笑段子:夢見開會,想多聽一會1.一哥們上班遲到了。領導憤怒地問:“你為什麼這麼晚才來?!”這哥們回答:“不好意思,睡過頭了。”領導:“為什麼睡過頭,怎麼回事啊?”哥們答:“做夢,夢見開會,您在作重要講話,覺得特精彩,就想多聽一會。”全辦公室頓時響起雷鳴般掌聲。為這哥們funny1913 (25)in #funny • 7 years ago搞笑GIF:這敗家媳婦,好好的褲子,非要剪壞了!這妹子的操作是拔火罐為什麼我就是想笑 老鐵好溜啊 享受來自狗狗們的治癒吧!太幸福鳥 這敗家媳婦,好好的褲子,非要剪壞了 如果您笑了,別忘記點贊+轉發喔!funny1913 (25)in #fun • 7 years ago搞笑段子:你放屁也不用站起來放吧1.今天和老婆吵架。她一氣之下離家出走了,晚上還沒回來,於是去丈母娘家找。進屋一看沒人,丈母娘問怎麼了,我說吵架了。丈母娘說:我打電話給你問問她在哪。我把電話撥通了給丈母娘,按的免提,電話剛通就聽電話那頭說:老公,我錯了,今天是我不對,我今funny1913 (25)in #busy • 7 years agoFunny pictures:The elder brother said that he could sleep more comfortablyThis is a professional cameraman, haha The elder brother said that he could sleep more comfortably, but I didn't say anything at all.funny1913 (25)in #fun • 7 years agoThe pants belt has such a functionBuy a package to make figure good The pants belt has such a functionfunny1913 (25)in #busy • 7 years ago笑話趣圖:護士快來啊,3床要完了,3床要完了小劉的父親因病住院了,在病房裏打吊瓶。藥液快滴完了,卻不見護士來。同房間的一比特病人熱心地說:“我幫你喊護士。” 說著,就站在門口高喊道:“護士快來呀,3床快完了。” 小劉聽後,感覺彆扭,對門口說道:“你喊得不對,是藥完了。”…funny1913 (25)in #busy • 7 years agoShe went mountain climbing with her wife, and she was tired. The wife went shopping, the wife suddenly fell down on the ground! The wife complained: "all blame you, hurt my leg soft!" the people around the mall looked at me with evil eyes.funny1913 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago 笑话趣图:媽媽,姐姐要喝我的尿醫院排隊檢查呢,旁邊坐著一個小弟弟,閑得無聊打算逗逗他,看他抱著一瓶飲料,我壞壞的說:小弟弟!姐姐要喝你的飲料!他把瓶子往懷了挪了挪,說:不給!我還是堅持說:姐姐就要喝你的!結果他哇一聲哭了起來!他媽媽聽見了跑過來問怎麼了,誰知這小屁孩帶著funny1913 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago搞笑段子:我給你們換個鍋吧!這個鍋漏電!跟男朋友從飯店房間出來…剛準備走出飯店,我就以迅雷不及掩耳的速度挽住了剛想走出飯店大門,一個陌生男人的胳膊,這一舉動把男朋友整蒙了…也把陌生男人嚇了一跳!但我很淡定,笑著對陌生男人說道:“對不起,借你胳膊用一下…”然後另一隻手拿出手機,用微