Team Australia - Cabinet Reshuffle and Announcement

in #teamaustralia8 years ago (edited)

With federal parliament getting ready to start sitting again for the 2018 season I thought it was high time to create some new Team positions. As always with the spirit of Team Australia these are all a bit of fun and if you want to nominate someone for a new position just let me know.

Previously Sir Knight was the team Secretary, and @ausbitbank was the Prime Minister. But as of know, @ausbitbank will be the Governor General seeing as he has a direct link to the ultimate ruler, Lord of the perfect hair, Baron of Silence, Queen Ned.

I will assume the role of Prime Minister.

The Minister for Immigration and Recruitment will still be @choogirl.

The Minister for the Arts and Design is @bearone.

Now for some new positions.

The new Minister for Financial Services/Taxation and Statistics is @aghunter

The new Minister for Celebrity Affairs is @benleemusic

The new Governor of the Reserve Bank is @skycorridors (Yes I had to bribe her with this position to get her to join our team)

The new Diplomatic position that is responsible for liasing between Humans and Tubcats is @mazzle

The new Border Protection Minister is @kubbyelizabeth who is tasked with keeping our borders safe from those intent of littering our rooms with horrid post dumps.

The commander of our special forces is the mighty @aussieninja who will be training in North America for the time being and keeping a sneaky appearance until he pops up in a Toronto jail with @crimsonclad charged with public nudity and general hooliganism. Then he may be retired

We have a new Special Minister for Multi-Tasking - @ryivhnn will undoubtedly do well in this position as well as the million other jobs she's doing at the same time.

The Governor of the Steemit Mint and Precious Metals Reserves is @phelimint for obvious reasons.

Lastly I have 2 VERY special positions. The owners of these positions will have great power and great responsibility and must use this power with extreme caution.

Firstly, while not strictly a member of Team Australia, he holds a lifelong Visa (and probably Mastercard as well) is @claybon. He will now be known as the Official Team Hugger.

Lastly, we have one of the most artistic members of our team. He is an Ex-pat of the great northern lands and goes by many faces.
@goldenarms is now the Special Director of the Gallery of Artistic Nipple Pictures.

The 2018 Australia Day awards are as follows:

The 2018 Harold Holt award goes to @sirknight for disappearing while in charge
The 2018 Longest and Most Complicated Post award goes to @tremendospercy. This really shouldn't need explanation, if you've read his posts you know you need to set aside at least a 3hours to get through them.

Please make them all feel proud of their new achievements and maybe give them a follow if you haven't already.

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Harold Holt Award lol - love it GH!
-May he rest in peace, of course.

Nice move on the TA front - stepping it up to a parliamentary assembly was a master stroke! So long as you don't get yourself voted out I guess.

Who knows, maybe next year I will run against you for Prime Minister. ; )
(My goodness this is a good idea. The first parliamentary election on the blockchain! We Our communities could earn a fortune off an early election!)

Keep building that wonderful Team Australia community mate.

SK.

I'm glad you liked it mate :)
Can we use the elections to vote Ned out of his position? lol

Haha, thanks for the mention buddy.
Longest and Most complicated posts award. I'm so honoured!
I'd like to start by thanking my parents for believing in me and of course Jesus for..........
You know the drill 😂😂😂
Nice reshuffle dude.

Upvoted resteemed and promoted mate

Good choice of new senior cabinet members

Good choice of new senior cabinet members. Lol. Team hugger.

Good cool stuff.......

Yayyy I have no idea whart I'm supposed to be doing in this role as I wasn't given a job description but I'll do them all with great skill and aplomb at glacial speed! XD

goatsig

Whatever things you need to do, all need to be done at the same time

Oh business as usual then. No wuckers ;D

goatsig

Congratulations to all the representatives! All worthy servants, and sure to fulfill their various roles with courage, commitment, and in Ga's case... make a right tit of himself!!

I WILL NEVER BE RETIRED!
There is nothing more Aussie than public nudity and hooliganism!

Training of our special forces is going extremely well Mr Prime Minister, we're getting shot at almost every day in random Walmarts and anywhere where deer roam freely. We're now able to get through most obstacles put in our path and we're still asked by small children why we talk funny... so everything is on schedule.

I laughed more than I should have at the MasterCard joke. It was priceless.

Congratulations to all on your new roles, especially @sirknight whose ninja training is going swimmingly.

Oh god. Shakes my head with shame

That's what I'm here for!

This is awesome man, quite the shuffle and great new roles! I will serve my post well and when Team Australia is ready for there own silver round we shall stand ready.
Ps you got some out loud chuckles at end over goldenarms position then Percy's roll really got me, your damn right about the posts!
Awesome stuff.