I WILL NEVER BE RETIRED!
There is nothing more Aussie than public nudity and hooliganism!

Training of our special forces is going extremely well Mr Prime Minister, we're getting shot at almost every day in random Walmarts and anywhere where deer roam freely. We're now able to get through most obstacles put in our path and we're still asked by small children why we talk funny... so everything is on schedule.

I laughed more than I should have at the MasterCard joke. It was priceless.

Congratulations to all on your new roles, especially @sirknight whose ninja training is going swimmingly.