if-you-want-it (43)in #hedgehog • 7 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch. Retarded HedgehogRetarded Hedgehog needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been…if-you-want-it (43)in #ogre • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Tired OgreTired Ogre desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a new…if-you-want-it (43)in #queen • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Cheerful QueenCheerful Queen looked for a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. It should be a new thing to do, to my…if-you-want-it (43)in #alien • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Bewildered AlienBewildered Alien always had with them a little monkey to hug. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to you…if-you-want-it (43)in #viper • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Dodgy ViperDodgy Viper always carried a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an…if-you-want-it (43)in #worm • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Angry WormAngry Worm craved for a cup that they liked to put up their bum. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but…if-you-want-it (43)in #scammer • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Brainy ScammerBrainy Scammer looked for a condom that they would occasionally drop. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to…if-you-want-it (43)in #princess • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Determined PrincessDetermined Princess carried a custard pie that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly…if-you-want-it (43)in #cunt • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Depressed CuntDepressed Cunt wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly…if-you-want-it (43)in #santa • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Adventurous SantaAdventurous Santa desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a…if-you-want-it (43)in #fisherman • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Eccentric FishermanEccentric Fisherman wanted a bottle of beer that they would drop. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to my dad, but…if-you-want-it (43)in #lunatic • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Green LunaticGreen Lunatic craved for a big sponge that they liked to break. It would be a fairly strange action, to most, but not…if-you-want-it (43)in #knight • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Horny KnightHorny Knight desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to share. This could be considered an original…if-you-want-it (43)in #woodpecker • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Handsome WoodpeckerHandsome Woodpecker desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be…if-you-want-it (43)in #bird • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Round BirdRound Bird owned a spade that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a different idea, to everybody you…if-you-want-it (43)in #unicorn • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Funny UnicornFunny Unicorn desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to sleep with. This seems to be a somewhat surprising…if-you-want-it (43)in #elf • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Bewildered ElfBewildered Elf desperately needed a block of cheese that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly…if-you-want-it (43)in #lunatic • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Horny LunaticHorny Lunatic desperately desired a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is an unusual…if-you-want-it (43)in #gremlin • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Horny GremlinHorny Gremlin searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. It should be an astonishing thought, to my…if-you-want-it (43)in #lunatic • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Magical LunaticMagical Lunatic owned a condom that they would eat. It would be a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the…