if-you-want-it (40)in #queen • 11 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Exciting QueenExciting Queen always kept a block of cheese that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly…if-you-want-it (40)in #king • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Stupid KingStupid King had a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a weird proposal, to many, but…if-you-want-it (40)in #snake • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Hungry SnakeHungry Snake owned a sponge that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a weird action, to most, but…if-you-want-it (40)in #unicorn • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Beautiful UnicornBeautiful Unicorn wanted a radiator that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird…if-you-want-it (40)in #paki • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Cheerful PakiCheerful Paki needed a pen that they liked to worship. It should have been a fairly bizarre action, to my children…if-you-want-it (40)in #woodpecker • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Troubled WoodpeckerTroubled Woodpecker desired a melon that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly new activity, to you and…if-you-want-it (40)in #knight • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Famous KnightFamous Knight desired a wig that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to my…if-you-want-it (40)in #santa • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Careful SantaCareful Santa always carried a condom to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly original thing…if-you-want-it (40)in #monkey • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Gentle MonkeyGentle Monkey carried a ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a funny exercise, to me, but…if-you-want-it (40)in #santa • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Careful SantaCareful Santa carried a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a new proposal, to my…if-you-want-it (40)in #newt • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Determined NewtDetermined Newt desired a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly…if-you-want-it (40)in #paki • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Silly PakiSilly Paki desperately needed a computer that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly…if-you-want-it (40)in #paki • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Colourful PakiColourful Paki needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar…if-you-want-it (40)in #prince • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Red PrinceRed Prince desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally drop. It is a funny thing to do, to my…if-you-want-it (40)in #fisherman • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Worrisome FishermanWorrisome Fisherman always had with them a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a…if-you-want-it (40)in #king • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Confused KingConfused King always had with them a sword to cuddle. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to some…if-you-want-it (40)in #bear • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Naughty BearNaughty Bear looked for a bottle of coke that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly strange…if-you-want-it (40)in #cunt • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Famous CuntFamous Cunt wanted a toilet brush to put on his head. One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to my…if-you-want-it (40)in #viper • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Foolish ViperFoolish Viper owned a bottle of beer that they would embrace. This seems a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to…if-you-want-it (40)in #artist • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Crypting ArtistCrypting Artist always kept a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly…