if-you-want-it (40)in #sparrow • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Special SparrowSpecial Sparrow needed a pint of cider to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my…if-you-want-it (40)in #robin • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Chinese RobinChinese Robin had a melon that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to my dad…if-you-want-it (40)in #reindeer • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Funny ReindeerFunny Reindeer desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a…if-you-want-it (40)in #scammer • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Grumpy ScammerGrumpy Scammer needed a CD player that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been an extraordinary…if-you-want-it (40)in #dildo • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Handsome DildoHandsome Dildo had a bottle of beer that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly different suggestion, to my…if-you-want-it (40)in #artist • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Red ArtistRed Artist desperately craved for a radiator that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be an unusual thing to…if-you-want-it (40)in #dildo • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Talented DildoTalented Dildo had a set square that they would eat. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me, but not to…if-you-want-it (40)in #dog • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Anxious DogAnxious Dog desired a can of Tango to put in the bath with him. This seems an original undertaking, to me and my…if-you-want-it (40)in #robin • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Worrisome RobinWorrisome Robin always kept a mug that they would occasionally demolish. It is a fairly original action, to me and my…if-you-want-it (40)in #nerd • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Angry NerdAngry Nerd had a CD player that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not…if-you-want-it (40)in #unicorn • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Adorable UnicornAdorable Unicorn carried a spade that they would drop. This seems a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the…if-you-want-it (40)in #dog • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Ugly DogHer Ugly Dog desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly bizarre…if-you-want-it (40)in #eagle • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Troubled EagleA Troubled Eagle wanted a can of coke that they liked to embrace. It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my…if-you-want-it (40)in #alien • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Lonely AlienHer Lonely Alien desperately needed a stretchman to put on his head. One might consider this to be a surprising…if-you-want-it (40)in #martian • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Talented MartianA Talented Martian carried a big sponge that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird…if-you-want-it (40)in #cunt • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Chinese CuntHis Chinese Cunt often carried a computer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual…if-you-want-it (40)in #chimp • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Grumpy ChimpHis Grumpy Chimp needed a little monkey that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly…if-you-want-it (40)in #fish • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fat FishThe Fat Fish wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is an…if-you-want-it (40)in #scammer • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Yellow ScammerA Yellow Scammer craved for a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly funny…if-you-want-it (40)in #jerk • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Adorable JerkHis Adorable Jerk often carried a cucumber that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a curious idea, to you…