if-you-want-it (40)in #santa • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Careful SantaCareful Santa always carried a condom to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly original thing…if-you-want-it (40)in #monkey • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Gentle MonkeyGentle Monkey carried a ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a funny exercise, to me, but…if-you-want-it (40)in #santa • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Careful SantaCareful Santa carried a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a new proposal, to my…if-you-want-it (40)in #newt • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Determined NewtDetermined Newt desired a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly…if-you-want-it (40)in #paki • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Silly PakiSilly Paki desperately needed a computer that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly…if-you-want-it (40)in #paki • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Colourful PakiColourful Paki needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar…if-you-want-it (40)in #prince • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Red PrinceRed Prince desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally drop. It is a funny thing to do, to my…if-you-want-it (40)in #fisherman • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Worrisome FishermanWorrisome Fisherman always had with them a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a…if-you-want-it (40)in #king • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Confused KingConfused King always had with them a sword to cuddle. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to some…if-you-want-it (40)in #bear • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Naughty BearNaughty Bear looked for a bottle of coke that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly strange…if-you-want-it (40)in #cunt • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Famous CuntFamous Cunt wanted a toilet brush to put on his head. One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to my…if-you-want-it (40)in #viper • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Foolish ViperFoolish Viper owned a bottle of beer that they would embrace. This seems a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to…if-you-want-it (40)in #artist • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Crypting ArtistCrypting Artist always kept a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly…if-you-want-it (40)in #servant • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Eccentric ServantEccentric Servant desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a…if-you-want-it (40)in #fish • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Handsome FishHandsome Fish needed a pen that they would often drop. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to…if-you-want-it (40)in #sparrow • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Special SparrowSpecial Sparrow needed a pint of cider to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my…if-you-want-it (40)in #robin • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Chinese RobinChinese Robin had a melon that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to my dad…if-you-want-it (40)in #reindeer • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Funny ReindeerFunny Reindeer desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a…if-you-want-it (40)in #scammer • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Grumpy ScammerGrumpy Scammer needed a CD player that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been an extraordinary…if-you-want-it (40)in #dildo • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Handsome DildoHandsome Dildo had a bottle of beer that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly different suggestion, to my…
