michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Sun, 23 Jan 2022 21:55:43 GMTChuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck…michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Sun, 23 Jan 2022 17:31:33 GMTIf Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Sun, 23 Jan 2022 01:22:19 GMTChuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Sun, 23 Jan 2022 00:46:55 GMTIf at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Sat, 22 Jan 2022 04:37:13 GMTHow many Chuck Norris require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Fri, 21 Jan 2022 21:55:43 GMTChuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Fri, 21 Jan 2022 17:31:33 GMTLove does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Fri, 21 Jan 2022 14:51:27 GMTChuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Fri, 21 Jan 2022 05:20:26 GMTIf at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Fri, 21 Jan 2022 04:37:13 GMTChuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every…michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Wed, 19 Jan 2022 18:28:41 GMTWith the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Wed, 19 Jan 2022 17:31:33 GMTChuck Norris can write to an output stream.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Wed, 19 Jan 2022 05:20:25 GMTChuck Norris can taste lies.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Wed, 19 Jan 2022 00:46:55 GMTChuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Tue, 18 Jan 2022 11:12:54 GMTThe First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Tue, 18 Jan 2022 05:20:25 GMTChuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Mon, 17 Jan 2022 21:55:42 GMTIn the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Mon, 17 Jan 2022 17:31:34 GMTChuck Norris's first program was kill -9.michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Mon, 17 Jan 2022 14:51:28 GMTNewton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there…michaelmaddof (45)in #jokes • 2 years agoRandom silly joke Sun, 16 Jan 2022 21:55:43 GMTChuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.