mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 160Thoughts on Programming, Number 44: It's redundant! It's redundant! -R. E. Dundantmrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 159I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 158Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 157Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by…mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 156" 'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability" George Bernard Shaw -mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 155First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 154Advertising is legalized lying. --H. G. Wells--mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 153Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 152For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. -- H. L. Menckenmrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 151There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 150Calkin's Law of Menu Language: The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a menu item…mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 149Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 148after all, who buys the mop ? probably a purchasing agent who never lays his hand on one. does he ever go down…mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 147There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died. While her lover lamented The apple fermented And…mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 146Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 145Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only…mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 144The man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 143Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you…mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 142Approval Seeker's Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 141Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
