talesofwriting (42)in #funny • 7 years agoA Distracting UFOHave you ever been watching someone dance in the park only to be distracted by the UFO landing behind them? Those…talesofwriting (42)in #poetry • 7 years agoUnicorn Farts PoemUnicorn farts, Full of magic and love. Be careful if, They rain from above. The smell is like, The sweetest…talesofwriting (42)in #funny • 7 years agoCan of Farts PoemWhen exploring smells, And exploring the arts, What can be sweeter, Than a can of farts.talesofwriting (42)in #funny • 7 years agoImpressing PeopleIf you really want to impress people, considering carrying with you a pan and a small bucket of water. When you find…talesofwriting (42)in #poetry • 7 years agoSpace Mysteries Haiku PoemGazing at the stars, While they twinkle and gaze back, Mysteries in space.talesofwriting (42)in #poetry • 7 years agoZoo Visit PoemVisiting the zoo, Majesty, wonder, Natural beauty, natural strength, Light shimmers on water, Plays in trees…talesofwriting (42)in #poetry • 7 years agoCheeseburger Massage PoemA cheeseburger, Full of drippy cheese, Lovingly cradled on a warm bun, Is a great thing to eat, But doesn't make, A great massage tool.talesofwriting (42)in #poetry • 7 years agoA Bright Day PoemA warm, bright day, Wispy clouds play tag, Is that rain? No, it’s a flock of birds.talesofwriting (42)in #advice • 7 years agoA Smelly ComplimentSmiling at random people can be a nice thing to do. Going up to random people and saying, "You smell nice," might not have the same effect.talesofwriting (42)in #poetry • 7 years agoA Flying Farting Bird Haiku PoemA flying bird farts, Which then makes it fly faster, Natural turbo boost.talesofwriting (42)in #gaming • 7 years agoInnovation in Game ControlsIf Nintendo created a new game controller based around farting, people wouldn’t get to play their games that often…talesofwriting (42)in #story • 7 years agoA Relaxing StoryOnce upon a time Bert and Ernie were lying in bed as stars twinkled across a cool night sky. “Hey Bert?” said…talesofwriting (42)in #story • 7 years agoBath Visit StoryOnce upon a time a wizard was taking a bath, a yellow rubber ducky peeking through his long gray beard. “Oh rubber…talesofwriting (42)in #education • 7 years agoRecycled EnergyRemember, on the Starship Enterprise their technology is such that they can recycle matter back into energy, to be…talesofwriting (42)in #story • 7 years agoA Story of Transcendent SimplicityOnce upon a time a man was walking through his local park. He breathed deeply, enjoying the clean, cool air. A bird…talesofwriting resteemedcryptokraze (72)in #food • 7 years agoThe Process of Manufacturing of Jelly at Commercial LevelJelly is a mixture of semi-solid fruit juice, sugar and preserved. Making jellies is a great way to keep fruit aromas…talesofwriting (42)in #story • 7 years agoA Unicorn’s Magic StoryOnce upon a time a beautiful magical unicorn sauntered into a corner convenience store. “Hey, no animals allowed!”…talesofwriting (42)in #story • 7 years agoThe Wobbly Sword StoryOnce upon a time a giant sparkling knight appeared in the midst of a group of hooligans. “Behold, I am the Knight of…talesofwriting (42)in #education • 7 years agoAvoiding BearsRemember, the best way to avoid bears in the wilderness is to not go into the wilderness in the first place.talesofwriting (42)in #education • 7 years agoFriendly GorillasRemember, gorillas at the zoo don't much care for it when you press your bare backside up against the glass and fart.
