welcome-2-the (40)in #bird • 6 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Chinese BirdChinese Bird always had with them a little monkey that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might…welcome-2-the (40)in #king • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Depressed KingDepressed King had a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird…welcome-2-the (40)in #martian • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Gentle MartianGentle Martian owned a set of lego to sleep with. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to my children, but…welcome-2-the (40)in #dog • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Famous DogFamous Dog needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to…welcome-2-the (40)in #scammer • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Adorable ScammerAdorable Scammer owned a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally share. This seems a fairly exciting action, to me…welcome-2-the (40)in #princess • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Ugly PrincessUgly Princess needed a toilet brush that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly extraordinary…welcome-2-the (40)in #pet • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Horny PetHorny Pet desperately needed a cheese grater that they sometimes hug. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea…welcome-2-the (40)in #poodle • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Special PoodleSpecial Poodle desperately needed a lava lamp to rub on his belly. It was a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you…welcome-2-the (40)in #dildo • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Bum Loving DildoBum Loving Dildo carried a hat that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing…welcome-2-the (40)in #martian • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Square MartianSquare Martian always had with them a tomato that they liked to eat. It would be a weird thought, to me and my…welcome-2-the (40)in #dog • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Crazy DogCrazy Dog desperately desired a piece of paper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to…welcome-2-the (40)in #builder • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Little BuilderLittle Builder wanted a teapot that they would demolish. It would be a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the…welcome-2-the (40)in #princess • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Yellow PrincessYellow Princess needed a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to…welcome-2-the (40)in #robin • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Brainy RobinBrainy Robin carried a stapler to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but…welcome-2-the (40)in #pet • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Unusual PetUnusual Pet always carried a computer that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to…welcome-2-the (40)in #pet • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Bum Loving PetBum Loving Pet had a ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly exciting operation…welcome-2-the (40)in #snake • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Lucky SnakeLucky Snake desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to worship. It should have been an exciting…welcome-2-the (40)in #elephant • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Anxious ElephantA Anxious Elephant desperately needed a spade that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a peculiar…welcome-2-the (40)in #elf • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Square ElfA Square Elf owned a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly extraordinary…welcome-2-the (40)in #jerk • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Silly JerkHis Silly Jerk desperately needed a mug that they sometimes break. It would have been a surprising exercise, to my…