Yeah, but it will give America the technological one up on the whole world...

Isn't that totally worth it? What's a little eyeball cooking when we have the leg up on the rest of the world? Maybe they will even throw in a free microwave insta-tan for all of us. It could be the solution to racism, as we could all be brown and crispy.

On a serious note, I think those advocating the immediate installment of such technologies are the very ones with the wrong hands.