A Retarded Aftab

A Retarded Aftab always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

A Retarded Aftab craved for a pint of beer that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

A Retarded Aftab always carried a porno magazine that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

A Retarded Aftab always had with them a mug that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Aftab, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a mug being the thing selected.

A Retarded Aftab searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to share. It would be an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Aftab, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

A Retarded Aftab craved for a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a curious action, to me, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.