The Fucking Aftab

The Fucking Aftab found a cheese grater that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Aftab, who considered it would be miraculous. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Aftab carried a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Fucking Aftab wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Aftab, who felt it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Fucking Aftab found a sword that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Aftab, who felt that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a sword was the chosen item.

The Fucking Aftab always kept a pint of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who feels that this idea is magnificent. A pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Aftab desperately looked for a big sponge that they would eat. It should have been a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Aftab, who thinks it was magnificent. Remarkably, a big sponge being the item selected.