Stupid Aftab

Stupid Aftab found a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Aftab, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

Stupid Aftab owned a stretchman that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Aftab, who felt that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

Stupid Aftab looked for a dildo to put in the bath with him. This seems a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Stupid Aftab desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Stupid Aftab needed a helmet that they liked to throw. This is certainly a new proposal, to you, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a helmet being the item opted for.

Stupid Aftab desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who feels it would be spectacular. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.